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Just a week after the top echelons of musicians, celebrities, and influencers gathered in the Coachella Valley for \u201cBieberchella<\/a>,\u201d Stagecoach\u2014Coachella\u2019s country-singing sister\u2014kicked off over the weekend. Thanks in part to Kid Rock\u2019s \u201cAll\u2011American Halftime Show,\u201d<\/a> the country music genre has felt more polarized than ever. So it\u2019s no surprise that at the world\u2019s largest country music festival, what used to be a crowd of country hats has been infiltrated by some MAGA-asshats.<\/p>\n Despite the top country singers in the biz performing, the main headliner of the event seemed to be Sydney Sweeney,\u00a0 atop the shoulders of a very unenthused Scooter Braun<\/a>. Sweeney sang along to Ella Langley and later performed karaoke with Riley Green and Lance Bass. Her taste in a romantic partner is almost as questionable as her politics: She\u2019s a registered Republican<\/a> in Florida, attended the Bezos wedding<\/a>, and lest we forget\u2026 the jeans<\/a>. So it\u2019s no surprise that she was at Stagecoach rather than Coachella.\u00a0<\/p>\n During Langley\u2019s set, she brought out podcaster Theo Von during her performance of \u201cLook Like You Love Me,\u201d and I know what you might be thinking (because I\u2019m thinking it too)\u2026Theo Von is hardly an entertainer. Still, he performed the spoken word portion of the song, to what I\u2019m sure was either a confused or a happy crowd. She also performed her recent song, \u201cI Can\u2019t Love You Anymore,\u201d which is a collaboration with the notoriously racist<\/a> Morgan Wallen.\u00a0<\/p>\n Ella Langley brings out Theo Von during her stagecoach set to sing \u201cYou Look Like You Love Me\u201d \ud83e\udd20\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n [Via: TT\/acupofjoz] pic.twitter.com\/PYlPrFLdjx<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 MuchMusic (@Much) April 25, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n But by far the most intriguing of all the performances was Tom Hank\u2019s son,\/self-described \u201cwhite boy<\/a>,\u201d Chet Hanks, who is a member of the duo Something Out West. (Being that he is a nepo baby, I\u2019m not surprised he took a chance at a music career.) During Chet\u2019s performance of \u201cYou Better Run,\u201d a not-so-subtle reference to Forrest Gump, Tom stood alone in the crowd like a parent at their kid\u2019s ballet recital. It\u2019s almost over, Tom. Hang in there.<\/p>\n \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udea8JUST IN: Hollywood actor Tom Hanks was spotted while dressing like an \u2018undercover agent\u2019 at his son\u2019s Chet Hanks concert. Tom can be seen rocking back and forth like a proud dad. pic.twitter.com\/SDfruSeL12<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) April 27, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n Langley and Green will also perform at Kid Rock\u2019s \u201cRock the Country\u201d<\/a> Tour, a follow-up to the halftime show from hell that no one asked for. The tour kicks off this weekend in Texas and will feature other MAGA-loving country dudes, like Brantley Gilbert and Lee Brice<\/a>, who often long for the return to a time before Woke America ruined truck drivin\u2019 and beer drinkin\u2019. Hell yeah, brother. The only question left is whether Sweeney will be in attendance. And if she is\u2026she might just be crowned the undisputed MAGA Barbie champion.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n