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Live on Blind Date, it\u2019s Veronika Slowikowska! Yes, that was obvious, but I did it anyway. The SNL star made time to go on a date with Willa on a Tuesday, which\u2014as most SNL fans know\u2014is a brutal all-nighter. In short: This was an honor. Willa only needed a few key facts to guess her date\u2019s identity: They\u2019ve met before, she\u2019s been in Cosmo before,<\/a> and she shares an office with Ben Marshall. Easy! Also, I\u2019ve never seen a Blind Date guest have as much fun with the voice-altering microphone as Veronika did. Took me back to my 2000s T-Pain Mic days.<\/p>\n Alright, now for the reader’s questions. Let\u2019s just say, Willa learned a lot. Did you know that having a \u201cK\u201d in your name makes you freakier in bed? Or that Veronika has been to nun camp? My personal favorite: she auditioned for SNL<\/a> with a musical she created about Bo Burnham. Why don\u2019t I come up with these things? Anyway, Willa also dug deep into what it\u2019s like to be on a (well, the) live sketch comedy show right now. According to Veronika, it\u2019s just as scary as you\u2019d imagine, and only gets less scary by about one percent each Saturday. She\u2019s also developed an excellent point of view on failure and not taking things personally, which we could all learn from. She revealed the type of entertainer that\u2019s most toxic to date (hint: it\u2019s not an actor), and revealed the status of her podcast, nevermind.<\/a> No, I\u2019m not going to tell you! Watch the episode, kindly.<\/p>\n Willa cracked open a vintage Cosmo and got Veronika\u2019s takes on why men are like chips, the craziest thing one can do for love, and the role of a friend versus the role of a lover. Also, I think it\u2019s important to note that Veronika was very kind to our waiter throughout this date and was extremely open about her shortcomings in her relationships. Huge green flags all around. They got right into the Love Audit, which produced tons of gems. Veronika says: It\u2019s okay to move in with a partner after three months of dating (questionable, but whatever is best for you), we only have one soulmate, and Jack Black should play her in a biopic. Love it, love him! Before I let you watch the date for yourself, I have to let you know that we\u2019re already halfway through this season of Blind Date. How did that happen? Anyway, see you next week!<\/p>\n You Might Also Like<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n