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One cannot tell the complete history of the Boston Red Sox without considering the game they played tonight, Monday, May 18, 2026. I mean, one can, but they\u2019d be doing the team a disservice. Tonight\u2019s game counted and the record should reflect that. It doesn\u2019t matter how wack the team has been and should be looking to the future in the both the near- and long-term. Like, Roman Anthony has suffered a setback and everything. And yet we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the next thing the Red Sox do. Fuck the past; how is the future? For one night, it seemed pretty rad.*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Anyhow, Sonny was great and outdueled Padres legend Seth Lugo, who got bit by a two-run Willson Contreras dong in the fifth to open the scoring.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Hey Seth: Why don\u2019t you lu-go fetch the ball from the stands? Idiot.*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
*We have no idea if Seth Lego is an idiot and one pitch cannot provide evidence one way or the other. It sounded cool tho and he got rocked so deal with it. <\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n *Kalshi would disagree. And as much as I hate it I set up an account to bet $10 that JD Vance would *not* be the GOP nominee in 2028 at like 1:1 odds. It\u2019s a win-win vote because he sucks so hard! If he\u2019s the nom he\u2019ll lose! That\u2019s worth $10!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n Outside of a brief Gray\/Justin\u2019s Laten hiccup in the 7th, the Sox\u2019s pitching was immaculate, including an impressive ultimately shutdown inning from Garrett Whitlock in the eighth. The Sox faced old friend John Schreiber in the 9th and he got pulled after walking Jarren Duran, which serves him right for no longer being on the team, whether his fault or not.*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n I wish it would stop doing that. I\u2019m just trying to\u2014*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Fine. Aroldis Chapman came out and finished the Royals off which was the dream of the French for hundreds of years. (They didn\u2019t have the power of a failed Starling Marte challenge.) All that even if the early years of \u201cEngland\u201d as we know it was run by French people and the king didn\u2019t speak English for a long, long time. The French hating the French? Mon dieu! That\u2019s not what we\u2019re here to talk about tho. Those kings are just as dead as KC was tonight. For (New) England! (England sucks too tho. That\u2019s why they made a New one.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Enough of all that. Sox win!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.overthemonster.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One cannot tell the complete history of the Boston Red Sox without considering the game they played tonight, Monday, May 18, 2026. I mean, one can, but they\u2019d be doing the team a disservice. Tonight\u2019s game counted and the record should reflect that. It doesn\u2019t matter how wack the team has been and should be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2422935,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[474806],"class_list":["post-2422934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-royalty","tag-red-sox-game-information"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Red-Sox-3-Royals-1-Where-theres-a-Willson-theres.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2422934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2422934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2422934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2422936,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2422934\/revisions\/2422936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2422935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2422934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2422934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2422934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}