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Breaking: We\u2019ve confirmed that Donny Trump, Vladi Putin and Kimmy Jong Un are going to be in Denver this weekend for the first-ever Flatline Festival<\/a>, as the three world leaders are set to make their live-music debut as core members of Colorado-based shred group Nuclear Power Trio<\/a> on Saturday, June 13, at the Oriental Theater<\/a>.<\/p>\n Westword<\/em> caught up with the band\u2019s recently resurrected manager, Abe Lincoln, to discuss the ongoing effort to maintain world peace through prog-jazz fusion. (Yes, they all speak in character. And we\u2019re not going to reveal the true identities behind NPIII, because where\u2019s the fun in that?)<\/p>\n \u201cYou take your average politician and put them on stage, and they tell people to riot, they might not get a good response, but dammit, if Dave Matthews has the whole CU Boulder stadium in the palm of his fist and tells them to do something, they\u2019re going to do it,\u201d says Honest Abe. \u00a0<\/p>\n \u201cMusic is a powerful force like that. They recognize that, and it ended up being for the benefit of all of humanity because all wars are over,\u201d the undead president continues. \u201cWe have achieved world peace. We\u2019re going to keep trying to achieve it if the bastards and the wealthy, entitled fart sniffers aren\u2019t successful in sending Terminator Osama back and changing the timeline and getting us back on the warpath.\u201d<\/p>\n