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SHE doesn\u2019t know why she hates them, but she does. These celebrities are subject to decades-long maternal vendettas beyond any understanding:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Anneka Rice<\/strong><\/p>\n Had a career in the 80s by being dropped from helicopters, described as \u2018being a professional show-off\u2019. Wore an unnecessary jumpsuit over her \u2018big arse\u2019 even though \u2018everyone\u2019s got one of those, love\u2019. Is still coasting on its fame 40 years later, and your mother now holds her in contempt for that as well.<\/p>\n Cat Deeley<\/strong><\/p>\n Your mum doesn\u2019t know why Deeley and Patrick Kielty split, but she\u2019s firmly on his side. \u2018God know what he saw in that conniving cow,\u2019 she says, a judgement seemingly based on a single 2002 TV appearance where she \u2018seemed a bit too cheerful\u2019, interpreted as evidence of deeper moral ambiguity. She will, apparently, get her comeuppance.<\/p>\n Amanda Holden<\/strong><\/p>\n Cheated on poor Les Dennis, who was ever so lovely on Family Fortunes, and is thus beyond redemption. Nobody had heard of her before \u2018she got her claws into Les\u2019. Cosmetic treatments are noted with quiet fury, as is her right to sit in judgment on others on Britain\u2019s Got Talent because she has none, \u2018other than gold-digging.\u2019<\/p>\n Tess Daley<\/strong><\/p>\n A bit harder to hate now she and Vernon have split and she\u2019s unemployed, but your mum remains committed. Will frequently and unprompted bring up grievances such as \u2018I never liked the way she stood there with that fixed smile while they were waiting for scores,\u2019 and, despite there being no direct evidence for this, \u2018fancying herself rotten.\u2019<\/p>\n Judith Chalmers<\/strong><\/p>\n Dead now, but that doesn\u2019t grant forgiveness. That \u2018mahogany cow\u2019, as Chalmers is still referred to with surprising consistency, was allowed to go on \u2018all those bloody holidays\u2019 while the rest of the country was left with only Butlin\u2019s Skegness. It is authoritatively claimed that she got so fat \u2018they had to film her standing behind rocks\u2019.<\/p>\n Anthea Turner<\/strong><\/p>\n Admittedly hasn\u2019t been on telly forever, which your Mum attributes to her letter-writing campaign, but remains unforgiven for going with Grant Bovey and eating a Flake on her wedding day. Most have forgotten. Not your mother, who mutters that \u2018a woman who\u2019ll do that in a wedding dress would sell her own grandmother\u2019.<\/p>\n Nigella Lawson<\/strong><\/p>\n \u2018She\u2019s not even a trained chef\u2019 she bellows as Nigella pouts, all twinkly lights and pancetta. \u2018Why is she in her dressing gown in front of a camera? And you know that\u2019s not really her house.\u2019 Her use of luxury ingredients causes particular offence. \u2018Your dad loves her,\u2019 it has been claimed for 30 years, in the face of his total lack of interest.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.thedailymash.co.uk \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" SHE doesn\u2019t know why she hates them, but she does. These celebrities are subject to decades-long maternal vendettas beyond any understanding:\u00a0 Anneka Rice Had a career in the 80s by being dropped from helicopters, described as \u2018being a professional show-off\u2019. 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