{"id":2496542,"date":"2026-07-10T15:03:34","date_gmt":"2026-07-10T15:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2496542"},"modified":"2026-07-10T15:03:34","modified_gmt":"2026-07-10T15:03:34","slug":"tattoo-artists-react-to-tattoos-that-should-get-people-arrested","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/tattoo-artists-react-to-tattoos-that-should-get-people-arrested\/","title":{"rendered":"Tattoo Artists React to Tattoos That Should Get People Arrested"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  width=\"580\" height=\"385\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0jSiXZl7c2U?autoplay=1&#038;modestbranding=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>Tattoo artists from the highest rated tattoo shop in San Antonio react to the wildest clips currently taking over Instagram \u2014 from someone actually attempting to tattoo mid-skydive (spoiler: they got maybe two dots) to a home setup so unsanitary we genuinely considered sending it to the health department.<\/p>\n<p>Chris is subbing in for Yvonne this week, and we&#8217;re watching all of it \u2014 the impressive, the horrifying, and the ones where someone clearly had zero business picking up a machine.<\/p>\n<p>0:00 Intro<br \/>\n0:15 Skydiving Tattoo \u2014 Would You Actually Let Someone Try?<br \/>\n1:22 Going Numb in the Chair &#038; Never Asking for a Break<br \/>\n2:29 Expect the Unexpected<br \/>\n3:01 The Chips Ahoy Nipple Tattoo<br \/>\n4:00 15 Minutes Into Your Back Piece\u2026<br \/>\n4:43 Drunk Client Story (Twisted Tea Confession)<br \/>\n5:49 The Most Unsanitary Home Setup We&#8217;ve Ever Seen<br \/>\n7:03 When the Needle Bottoms Out<br \/>\n8:16 Shoutout to Clients Who Bring Snacks &#038; Tip Fat<br \/>\n8:33 Client Goes Faint Before It Even Gets Hard<br \/>\n9:47 Freehanding Snake Scales at Full Speed<br \/>\n11:00 Full Blackout Session \u2014 Client Won&#8217;t Stop<br \/>\n12:07 Describe Tattoo Pain Using Only GIFs<br \/>\n12:50 Which Tattoo Would You Actually Get?<br \/>\n13:36 Long Nails + Tattooing = Health Department Call<br \/>\n14:54 Turning a Birthmark Into a Planet<br \/>\n16:14 My Camera Roll Is 85% Failed Piercing Photos<br \/>\n17:12 Charging Friends for Tattoos \u2014 Where&#8217;s Your Sword?<br \/>\n18:17 No Gloves, No Stencil, No Standards<br \/>\n19:09 What Even Is That Tattoo?<br \/>\n19:26 Hot Take: Listen to Artists Who Might Lose You<br \/>\n20:29 Outro<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udd14 Subscribe for weekly reactions, tips &#038; shop life content.<br \/>\n\ud83d\udccd Book at San Antonio&#8217;s highest-rated tattoo shop \u2192 https:\/\/www.finaltouchtattoo.com\/category\/all-products<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0jSiXZl7c2U\">Video Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tattoo artists from the highest rated tattoo shop in San Antonio react to the wildest clips currently taking over Instagram \u2014 from someone actually attempting to tattoo mid-skydive (spoiler: they got maybe two dots) to a home setup so unsanitary we genuinely considered sending it to the health department. Chris is subbing in for Yvonne [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2496543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25180],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2496542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-videos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/1783695812_maxresdefault.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2496542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2496544,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2496542\/revisions\/2496544"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2496543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2496542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2496542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2496542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}