{"id":2506289,"date":"2026-07-17T16:43:31","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T16:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2506289"},"modified":"2026-07-17T16:43:31","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T16:43:31","slug":"just-23-jokes-about-the-parasite-outbreak-that-will-give-you-explosive-laughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/just-23-jokes-about-the-parasite-outbreak-that-will-give-you-explosive-laughter\/","title":{"rendered":"Just 23 Jokes About The Parasite Outbreak That Will Give You Explosive Laughter"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Your new summer cleanse is here \u2014 whether you like it or not.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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On Tuesday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention <\/span>reported<\/span><\/a> 1,645 confirmed cases of <\/span>cyclosporiasis<\/span><\/a>, an intestinal infection caused by the microscopic parasite Cyclospora.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Federal health officials have since linked <\/span>lettuce served in Taco Bell restaurants<\/span><\/a> across the country to the outbreak, so if you eat a Crunchwrap Supreme loaded with veggies, be prepared for your butt to \u201clive m\u00e1s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Soon after the news broke, social media users across several platforms couldn\u2019t help but crack a few jokes \u2014 and some are pretty solid (sorry).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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So, if you\u2019re stuck on the toilet and need a good laugh, squeeze your cheeks and check them out below.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Your new summer cleanse is here \u2014 whether you like it or not. On Tuesday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported 1,645 confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal infection caused by the microscopic parasite Cyclospora. Federal health officials have since linked lettuce served in Taco Bell restaurants across the country to the outbreak, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2506290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25173],"tags":[494054],"class_list":["post-2506289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artists","tag-cyclosporiasis"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Just-23-Jokes-About-The-Parasite-Outbreak-That-Will-Give.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2506289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2506291,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506289\/revisions\/2506291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2506290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2506289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2506289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2506289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}