{"id":1514644,"date":"2025-11-24T05:47:36","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T05:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/?p=1514644"},"modified":"2025-11-24T05:47:36","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T05:47:36","slug":"eu-literalmente-cuspi-meu-cafe-rindo-desses-tweets-engracados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/eu-literalmente-cuspi-meu-cafe-rindo-desses-tweets-engracados\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu literalmente cuspi meu caf\u00e9 rindo desses tweets engra\u00e7ados"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<div data-article-body=\"true\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><i>Embora n\u00e3o possamos endossar o que X se tornou, podemos trazer a voc\u00ea os momentos valiosos que ainda existem l\u00e1, com curadoria e livres do caos circundante.<\/i><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>Por alguma raz\u00e3o, os melhores tweets parecem sempre acontecer no fim de semana. Aqui est\u00e3o alguns engra\u00e7ados que apareceram recentemente na minha linha do tempo.<\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Al\u00e9m disso, certifique-se de seguir esses usu\u00e1rios se voc\u00ea gostou de seus tweets!<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>1. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\" \/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Relacionado: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/daves4\/tough-month-august-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:50 Poor, Poor Souls Who Thought \u201cWhat\u2019s The Worst That Could POSSIBLY Happen?\u201d And Then Pretty Much Immediately Regretted Every Decision They Ever Made;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">50 Pobres, pobres almas que pensaram \u201cQual \u00e9 a pior coisa que poderia acontecer?\u201d E ent\u00e3o se arrependeram imediatamente de todas as decis\u00f5es que tomaram<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>2. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"O tweet diz: &quot;'desculpe, \u00e9 a TMI' garota, a \u00fanica TMI que eu conhe\u00e7o \u00e9 me dizer imediatamente&quot; com estat\u00edsticas de engajamento abaixo\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"795\" height=\"262\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/8yig.zSTqyLBwAvVIx0kaA--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTMxNjtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/36d56b2b775903a075776e7a4e8a8206\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<div><span>  @trippyfairie \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/trippyfairie\/status\/1992322806756135319?s=20\" data-ylk=\"slk:x.com;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">x.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>3. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Tweet do usu\u00e1rio @thyhighs: &quot;Acabei de ver uma m\u00e3e pegar meu carregador port\u00e1til pensando que um anjo o deixou para ela.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"790\" height=\"326\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/4ICLjnIInXen3LZcQqtdow--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTM5NjtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/e07858feec36e5e6072c7905bf374da9\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>4. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Caminh\u00e3o fica em uma faixa de drive-thru \u00e0 frente de um carro\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"870\" height=\"836\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/X13izfPZJrf9SGqGgyK6KA--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTkyMjtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/4c60aa3f33dbca65f354749186bbc280\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\" \/><\/figure>\n<div class=\"max-md:faux-bleed mb-4 bg-marshmallow pb-5 dark:bg-ramones md:invisible md:mb-0 md:h-0 md:overflow-hidden md:pb-0\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-nowrap justify-center\">\n<div class=\"flex ad-container\" id=\"_R_2j9p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<p><![CDATA[#_R_2j9p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: none; }\n@media screen and (max-width: 767.95px) {\n        #_R_2j9p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: flex; }\n        iframe { max-width: 100vw; }\n      }]]>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mb-4 hidden pb-5 md:block\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-nowrap justify-center\">\n<div class=\"flex ad-container\" id=\"_R_4j9p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<p><![CDATA[#_R_4j9p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: none; }\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {\n        #_R_4j9p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: flex; }\n        iframe { max-width: 100vw; }\n      }]]>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Relacionado: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mikespohr\/50-photos-of-infuriating-people-fs?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:Everyone Is Acting Like An A-Hole Lately, So Here Are 50 Photos Of Absolutely Infuriating People;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Todo mundo est\u00e1 agindo como um idiota ultimamente, ent\u00e3o aqui est\u00e3o 50 fotos de pessoas absolutamente irritantes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>5. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"O primeiro usu\u00e1rio sugere que os clubes de corrida deveriam ser gratuitos e o segundo usu\u00e1rio responde com humor que eles poderiam simplesmente correr atr\u00e1s dos outros\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"868\" height=\"427\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/0oNUBHVPimr6.tefUV6sIw--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTQ3MjtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/ddca4f33b02cc9fcffd4025ded649b55\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>6. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Pacote de toalhas de papel com e sem chap\u00e9u de cowboy por cima, sugerindo com humor a transforma\u00e7\u00e3o\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"887\" height=\"593\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/WUuchY2k2kSxEzWnKzza.g--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY0MjtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/3242edfd2a23d3ca36219c866bb92603\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<div><span>  @euskadifumar \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/euskadifumar\/status\/1992229791815352796?s=20\" data-ylk=\"slk:x.com;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">x.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>7. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Uma troca de texto humor\u00edstica onde &quot;Boa tarde&quot; \u00e9 respondido com &quot;N\u00e3o voc\u00ea se dirigindo \u00e0 na\u00e7\u00e3o&quot; e &quot;Est\u00e1 dando ao Barack,&quot; compartilhado por um usu\u00e1rio nas redes sociais\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"881\" height=\"748\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/gUY3IWQuc0BxJyr0vGaZEg--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTgxNTtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/c02fc89d1ecc97cc315a91b07ec8a51e\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\" \/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Relacionado: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/scarymouse\/wholesome-posts-from-this-week-april-25?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:19 Of The Best, Most Wholesome Posts I Found On The Internet This Week That You Simply MUST Read If You're In Need Of A Mood-Booster;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">19 das melhores e mais saud\u00e1veis \u200b\u200bpostagens que encontrei na Internet esta semana que voc\u00ea simplesmente DEVE ler se precisar de um refor\u00e7o de humor<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>8. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Tweet de @perfectlyfinn89 piadas sobre homens confundindo cebolas com ma\u00e7\u00e3s enquanto compram servi\u00e7os de entrega\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"869\" height=\"813\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/O9Ibp4Ft20ls80Y6VjDEcw--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTg5ODtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/ae65ca7dca3be8c8190e91354a0d0314\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<div><span>  perfeitamentefinn89 \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/perfectlyfinn89\/status\/1992392722184090111?s=20\" data-ylk=\"slk:x.com;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">x.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"max-md:faux-bleed mb-4 bg-marshmallow pb-5 dark:bg-ramones md:invisible md:mb-0 md:h-0 md:overflow-hidden md:pb-0\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-nowrap justify-center\">\n<div class=\"flex ad-container\" id=\"_R_2m1p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<p><![CDATA[#_R_2m1p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: none; }\n@media screen and (max-width: 767.95px) {\n        #_R_2m1p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: flex; }\n        iframe { max-width: 100vw; }\n      }]]>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mb-4 hidden pb-5 md:block\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-nowrap justify-center\">\n<div class=\"flex ad-container\" id=\"_R_4m1p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<p><![CDATA[#_R_4m1p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: none; }\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {\n        #_R_4m1p56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: flex; }\n        iframe { max-width: 100vw; }\n      }]]>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>9. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Leitura de tweets: &quot;disse ao meu colega de quarto que sou trans hoje e ele apenas disse 'ah, sim, imaginei. estamos comprando mantimentos ou n\u00e3o, tipo ol\u00e1.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"875\" height=\"337\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/0nru4hLSjoGcbbyOJf8PDQ--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTM3MDtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/b0793797d62682fc95bcdc6cb042fc09\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<div><span>  @stupidfckndeer \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/stupidfckndeer\/status\/1991615385075163563?s=20\" data-ylk=\"slk:x.com;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">x.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>10. <\/span><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Meme comparando o uso de AirPods a uma cena de filme que mostra um personagem ajustando um fone de ouvido enquanto parece s\u00e9rio\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"867\" height=\"702\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/7kgYcmrEpUK2UWn1J3yshw--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTc3NztjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/buzzfeed_articles_778\/36ea561c6b5bf05eadb4fb9d2abe505c\" \/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>11. <\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><span>@India_Aigner \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/India_Aigner\/status\/1992046827252990136\" data-ylk=\"slk:Twitter: @India_Aigner;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Twitter: @India_Aigner<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Relacionado: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/crystalro\/terrible-things-i-learned-may-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:I'm Gonna Have To Log Off For A Bit After Learning About These Terrible, Shocking, And Horrifying Things;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Vou ter que me desconectar um pouco depois de aprender sobre essas coisas terr\u00edveis, chocantes e horr\u00edveis<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>12. <\/span><\/h2>\n<div class=\"max-md:faux-bleed mb-4 bg-marshmallow pb-5 dark:bg-ramones md:invisible md:mb-0 md:h-0 md:overflow-hidden md:pb-0\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-nowrap justify-center\">\n<div class=\"flex ad-container\" id=\"_R_2opp56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<p><![CDATA[#_R_2opp56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: none; }\n@media screen and (max-width: 767.95px) {\n        #_R_2opp56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: flex; }\n        iframe { max-width: 100vw; }\n      }]]>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mb-4 hidden pb-5 md:block\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-nowrap justify-center\">\n<div class=\"flex ad-container\" id=\"_R_4opp56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_\">\n<p>An\u00fancio<\/p>\n<p><![CDATA[#_R_4opp56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: none; }\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {\n        #_R_4opp56mhek5clubsnm6jbH1_ { display: flex; }\n        iframe { max-width: 100vw; }\n      }]]>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><span>@34ths \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/34rths\/status\/1992086960618541292\" data-ylk=\"slk:Twitter: @34rths;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Twitter: @34rths<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"mb-4 text-xl font-bold md:text-2xl\"><span>13. <\/span> Finalmente:<\/h2>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><span>@yuristrapula \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yuristrapula\/status\/1991610406545289686\" data-ylk=\"slk:Twitter: @yuristrapula;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Twitter: @yuristrapula<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Tamb\u00e9m em descobertas da Internet: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kristatorres\/funny-womens-tweets-5-18-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:Women Took Twitter By Storm This Week, And My Sides Still Hurt From These Hilarious Gems;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">As mulheres invadiram o Twitter esta semana, e meu lado ainda d\u00f3i com essas joias hilariantes<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Tamb\u00e9m em descobertas da Internet: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/daves4\/civics-test-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:I Hate To Say It, But I'm Pretty Sure 50% Of Americans Won't Be Able To Pass This Extremely Easy Citizenship Test;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Odeio dizer isso, mas tenho certeza de que 50% dos americanos n\u00e3o conseguir\u00e3o passar neste teste de cidadania extremamente f\u00e1cil<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Tamb\u00e9m em descobertas da Internet: <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/scarymouse\/worst-things-to-say-to-someone-struggling?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:&quot;She Died F\u2014ing Terrified She Was Going To Hell&quot; \u2014 24 Of The Hands-Down Worst-Ever Things People Have Said When Someone Was Struggling;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">\u201cEla morreu com muito medo de que estava indo para o inferno\u201d &#8211; 24 das piores coisas que as pessoas disseram quando algu\u00e9m estava passando por dificuldades<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/chelseastewart\/funny-weekend-tweets-november-23-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" data-ylk=\"slk:Read it on BuzzFeed.com;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Leia no BuzzFeed.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>  &#8216;O artigo anterior pode incluir informa\u00e7\u00f5es divulgadas por terceiros&#8217; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>  &#8216;Alguns detalhes deste artigo foram extra\u00eddos da seguinte fonte www.yahoo.com&#8217; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 O artigo anterior foi obtido e traduzido do site internacional da celebrity.land   \u2019 Source Link <\/em><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Embora n\u00e3o possamos endossar o que X se tornou, podemos trazer a voc\u00ea os momentos valiosos que ainda existem l\u00e1, com curadoria e livres do caos circundante. Por alguma raz\u00e3o, os melhores tweets parecem sempre acontecer no fim de semana. Aqui est\u00e3o alguns engra\u00e7ados que apareceram recentemente na minha linha do tempo. Al\u00e9m disso, certifique-se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1514645,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_override_counter":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1514644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entretenimento"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1514644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514644\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1514645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1514644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1514644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1514644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}