{"id":1830207,"date":"2026-07-17T16:46:50","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T16:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/?p=1830207"},"modified":"2026-07-17T16:46:50","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T16:46:50","slug":"apenas-23-piadas-sobre-o-surto-de-parasitas-que-vao-te-dar-risadas-explosivas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/apenas-23-piadas-sobre-o-surto-de-parasitas-que-vao-te-dar-risadas-explosivas\/","title":{"rendered":"Apenas 23 piadas sobre o surto de parasitas que v\u00e3o te dar risadas explosivas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span>Sua nova limpeza de ver\u00e3o est\u00e1 aqui \u2013 goste voc\u00ea ou n\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Na ter\u00e7a-feira, os Centros de Controle e Preven\u00e7\u00e3o de Doen\u00e7as <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/han\/php\/notices\/han00531.html\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-external-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"reported\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"6a59416be4b071ebc1bb3248\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"https:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/han\/php\/notices\/han00531.html\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"url\" data-vars-type=\"web_external_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"0\"><span>relatado<\/span><\/a><span>  1.645 casos confirmados de <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/huffpost.com\/entry\/cyclosporiasis-diarrhea-symptoms_l_6a5665bce4b0540b8c7b1caa\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-internal-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"cyclosporiasis\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"6a59416be4b071ebc1bb3248\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"6a5665bce4b0540b8c7b1caa\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"buzz\" data-vars-type=\"web_internal_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"1\"><span>ciclospor\u00edase<\/span><\/a><span>uma infec\u00e7\u00e3o intestinal causada pelo parasita microsc\u00f3pico Cyclospora.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Desde ent\u00e3o, as autoridades federais de sa\u00fade vincularam <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/huffpost.com\/entry\/cyclospora-outbreak-taco-bell_n_6a5a17e6e4b042a7aac78566\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-internal-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"lettuce served in Taco Bell restaurants\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"6a59416be4b071ebc1bb3248\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"6a5a17e6e4b042a7aac78566\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"buzz\" data-vars-type=\"web_internal_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"4\"><span>alface servida em restaurantes Taco Bell<\/span><\/a><span>  em todo o pa\u00eds at\u00e9 o surto, ent\u00e3o se voc\u00ea comer um Crunchwrap Supreme carregado de vegetais, esteja preparado para que sua bunda \u201cviva mais\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Logo ap\u00f3s a not\u00edcia ser divulgada, os usu\u00e1rios de m\u00eddia social em diversas plataformas n\u00e3o puderam deixar de contar algumas piadas \u2013 e algumas s\u00e3o bastante s\u00f3lidas (desculpe).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Ent\u00e3o, se voc\u00ea est\u00e1 preso no vaso sanit\u00e1rio e precisa de uma boa risada, aperte as bochechas e confira abaixo.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>  &#8216;O artigo anterior pode incluir informa\u00e7\u00f5es divulgadas por terceiros&#8217; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>  &#8216;Alguns detalhes deste artigo foram extra\u00eddos da seguinte fonte www.celebrity.land&#8217; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><br \/>\n<em> \u2018O artigo anterior pode incluir informa\u00e7\u00f5es divulgadas por terceiros\u2019<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Alguns detalhes deste artigo foram extra\u00eddos da seguinte fonte celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sua nova limpeza de ver\u00e3o est\u00e1 aqui \u2013 goste voc\u00ea ou n\u00e3o. Na ter\u00e7a-feira, os Centros de Controle e Preven\u00e7\u00e3o de Doen\u00e7as relatado 1.645 casos confirmados de ciclospor\u00edaseuma infec\u00e7\u00e3o intestinal causada pelo parasita microsc\u00f3pico Cyclospora. Desde ent\u00e3o, as autoridades federais de sa\u00fade vincularam alface servida em restaurantes Taco Bell em todo o pa\u00eds at\u00e9 o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1830208,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_override_counter":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1830207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-estrelas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1830207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1830209,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830207\/revisions\/1830209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1830208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1830207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1830207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1830207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}