Warning: Spoilers and NSFW content ahead!
“South Park” celebrated Thanksgiving early on Wednesday by roasting Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth with a musical parody of Kenny Loggins’ 1986 hit “Danger Zone.”
After Hegseth demanded the release of tech billionaire Peter Thiel from the local jail ― only to get his ass kicked to the curb ― the defense secretary attacked the “woke liberal town that is actually defying our government” in an over-the-top video for the “Department of War.”
“I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I’m all out of ass!” said the animated Hegseth.
Although Trump urged him not to make a bunch of social media content in South Park, Hegseth defied those orders by using military resources for clicks to take down what he called an “Antifa uprising.” (In reality, the town’s residents were running in the annual Turkey Trot, now sponsored by Saudi Arabia.)
After Hegseth and the military tear-gassed the runners, the defense secretary dropped down to the streets via helicopter as the “Danger Zone” parody played.
“Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche! Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche!” the song began. In real life ― and much to Loggins’ displeasure ― Trump used the “Top Gun” tune in his AI-generated, poop-dumping post.
As the song continued, the former Fox News host was shown choking a runner (who’s wearing a turkey hat) and tackling another while taking a picture with a selfie stick.
The parody song continued as Hegseth proceeded to wrangle up and detain more runners:
“Acting like a tough guy, posting it around the world. Making lots of content, like a little teenage girl.”
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