If Chris Pratt and other celebrities don’t want to share their kids on social media, why post them at all?

This is a real, genuine question and not specific to Chris Pratt or even celebrities (he is just the person who popped up with a good example in the second photo in the carousel); why not post a photo of just him and his wife? If you don’t want to show your kids, that’s completely understandable.

There’s a Subway Takes on this – point one is, emoji censoring is aesthetically unpleasing. Two, it gives “I don’t own a TV.”

Influencer Chiara Ferragni is heading to trial in Italy for fraud related to charity Christmas cakes. And in true influencer style, she is posting through it.

Ironically, the more widespread Black Friday has gotten, the less it seems like people are beating each other over the head for cheap TVs. It feels like a shoulder shrug this year. Even the celebrities who own a brand don’t directly say “Black Friday sale.” But I often get questions on As Seen On Social Media for Jennifer Meyers’ line and it’s 20% off today. It rarely goes on sale and is damn expensive.

If, like me, you are confused by The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives headlines, The Cut has you covered. It’s a fun read if you are hiding in the bathroom from family. I don’t watch this show but I do watch The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which also has Mormon ties with current and former members of the church in the cast. One is Heather Gay, who left Mormonism, wrote a book about it (called Bad Mormon) and stars in a documentary called Surviving Mormonism.

On the flip side, TLC will be airing a documentary called about Salt Lake City cast member Mary Cosby called The Cult of the Real Housewife. She runs Faith Temple Pentecostal Church, which she inherited from her grandmother after she married her step-grandfather. I’m completely serious.

An occasion worthy of an all-caps caption from Matty Matheson.

Carrie Coon serving cunt in Mugler. This is sooooooo good. The red shoe is a sick choice, in the best way.