“Every day this goes on, the prices go up ― and not just on oil and gas,” he said. “Karex, the world’s largest manufacturer of condoms, may have to raise their prices by 20 to 30% because of supply-chain issues caused by the war.”
Related shipping delays are leading to lower stockpiles of condoms as well.
“The price of condoms will affect the Strait of Hormuz and the gays of Hormuz, too, equally,” he cracked.
He added: “Is there any metaphor more fitting than Donald Trump screwing us without condoms because he won’t pull out?”
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