29 Hysterical Fails From Last Week That Have Me Cackling Like An Evil Little Witch

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Well, color me surprised. It’s Monday again, of course. Is there anything more persistent than the first (and worst) day of the week? My plan to rid us of Mondays once and for all continues, as I’m trying to source infinite amounts of Wite-Out so I can remove it from every paper calendar in existence. In the meantime, though, at least we’ve got these 29 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:

1. This is an intense “Princess and the Pea”-type situation.

2. And since you can’t take a joke, I’ll “C” you two later.

3. Now you’re gonna have to spring for a fancy fake knee brace for the next date, on top of everything else.

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4. Y’all say this to everyone, right? Right?

5. Quite the balancing act.

6. This should be illegal.

7. “I’ve shown this to the board of directors” is certainly a way to make a first impression.

8. We can still be friends, little guy!

9. Hoagie rolls in their natural habitat.

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10. A real Halloween jumpscare.

11. “May” have? How do you not know?

12. This is not going to end well for either of them.

13. I thought that was a pale pumpkin, butt I guess it’s not.

14. Well, it’s the name of something, at least.

15. It was a bad night for the worm, too!

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16. Please tell me you don’t have to take it home.

17. I’m usually a big proponent of handwriting notes to people over typing, but I think spellcheck might’ve done this person some good.

18. Yep, it’s definitely HER!

19. An interesting thing to pass down, that’s for sure.

20. This is not a dog. This creature stepped out of a cursed portal.

21. Can I interest you in a little insult for your injury?

22. Why seek comfort from a stuffed animal when you can reach for a grotesque humanoid head?

23. So, um. There’s a reason it’s called an “air” fryer…

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24. A heat source, perhaps?

25. Okay, well, stingrays can’t sting unless they’re in the water, so we’re done for today.

26. I mean, you’re not wrong. If he loved him, he’d pay for his coffee.

27. I…don’t think that’s how that works.

28. Scammers want us to lose our quarterly bonuses.

29. And finally, well…best of luck to them.

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