Charlie Puth is late to the Heated Rivalry party

You’re a little late to the party but WELCOME, Charlie Puth. Enjoy the tuna melt. (And you know he posted on Twitter because it gets way more Heated Rivalry engagement compared to Instagram.)

The White Lotus wasn’t really a factor at the Golden Globes because their hype has been usurped by, well, we all know by which show. But with Chris Messina (who many, including Sarah, have called the Best Chris for a long time) on board for season four, the hype is already building.

I hope he plays an asshole. Based On a True Story was cancelled by Peacock after season two (rude) but if you haven’t binged, it’s a fun one, and not a lifetime commitment.

The darkest show on HBO (like literally, please turn the lights on I can’t see what’s happening) is House of the Dragon, a show I watch every episode of, then instantly forget what happened. This is not a rebuke, at all. It’s a slow burn (and we know what happens, it’s a prequel) but the acting is really good. George R.R. Martin spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about what is going on behind the scenes, calling his relationship with the showrunner “abysmal.” We don’t really get this kind of intel on shows that are in production. Also interesting is that it premieres this weekend and… there’s no trailer? Not one that I could find.

Martha Stewart’s head gardener kind of looks like Paul Mescal. I’m not the only one who noticed, the comments are expectedly thirsty.

Have you seen “Candy Spelling” on the cover of Westlake Malibu Lifestyle magazine? Like many, I thought it was Trisha Paytas. I’ve included her photo below, for reference. This is more Microsoft Paint than Photoshop.

I’m too much of a dumdum to read this but Jeremy Strong interviewed Karl Ove Knausgård; whoever decided on this pairing did their job right. The pull quote is “My life is filled with guilt and shame”… have a Snickers dude.