Why not take a break from streaming Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl to celebrate TV’s best bits of dialogue? (Seriously, she won’t even know! It won’t “Ruin The Friendship.”)
In the latest Quotes of the Week column below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you’ll find a dozen shows represented, including Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent, Chicago Fire, Big Brother, The Morning Show and Love Is Blind.
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Also featured in this week’s roundup: Dancing With the Stars’ Lauren Jauregui delivers a candid confession, The Simpsons spoofs Dawson’s Creek and Chicago Med faces a paternity predicament. Plus, we’ve got quotable moments from Chicago P.D., NCIS: Tony & Ziva and The Amazing Race.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
DANCING WITH THE STARS
DANCING WITH THE STARS
“Pissed.”
Fifth Harmony member Lauren Jauregui doesn’t mince words when asked how she feels about getting eliminated from ABC’s dancing competition
CHICAGO P.D.
CHICAGO P.D.
“You talk to your supervisor?”
“Why’d you want to meet here?”
“Is that a tic of yours? You don’t answer questions?”
“Well, you don’t either, right? You’re not exactly a shining conversationalist.”
Officer Imani (Arienne Mandi) isn’t afraid to put Voight (Jason Beghe) in his place
BIG BROTHER
BIG BROTHER
“Well, I really am unemployed! Um…”
Vince cracks a joke after fellow Final 2 member Ashley shocks the jury with her big secret: that she’s actually a lawyer
LAW & ORDER TORONTO: CRIMINAL INTENT
LAW & ORDER TORONTO: CRIMINAL INTENT
“This time, try to come back with a suspect that doesn’t have an alibi. Those ones usually work better.”
Inspector Holness (Karen Robinson) makes a simple request of Det. Sgts. Graff and Bateman
LOVE IS BLIND
LOVE IS BLIND
“What if I’m chunky, though? What if I used to be an athlete and I’m chunky? Are you gonna love me for the inside?”
“I’d still be holding them chunks.”
Edmond offers a chivalrous response to Kalybriah’s insecurities
ENGLISH TEACHER
ENGLISH TEACHER
“Studies show that redheads have a natural de-stressing effect. That’s why Wendy’s is so popular.”
Markie (Sean Patton) tries to talk Gwen into helping him soothe a distraught student
THE CHALLENGE: VETS AND NEW THREATS
THE CHALLENGE: VETS AND NEW THREATS
“These are Challenge legends! I love drama and I’m getting to witness it live? How cool is that?!”
America Lopez is all of us, as she watches the beef between Aneesa, Nany and Ashley spiral out of control
THE MORNING SHOW
THE MORNING SHOW
“It’s like a red carpet where everyone wants you to die.”
“So, a regular red carpet?”
Miles (Aaron Pierre) and Alex (Jennifer Aniston) dodge a crowd of angry protesters outside the climate summit’s reception
NCIS: TONY & ZIVA
NCIS: TONY & ZIVA
“You’re such a Boomer.”
“Hey, Gen X. The forgotten generation.”
“What’s Gen X?”
Tali (Isla Gie) unironically proves Tony’s (Michael Weatherly) generational point
THE AMAZING RACE
THE AMAZING RACE
“Mom’s gonna have the willies!”
Tucker Des Lauriers gives a shoutout to his mom after walking out on a narrow plank hundreds of feet off the ground
CHICAGO FIRE
CHICAGO FIRE
“What’s the deal with Dom Toretto over there? You know his story?”
“Nope.”
“That’s quite the move he pulled off on Truck. That’s your old spot. You’re not curious?”
“I get to know Carver, he leaves. I get to know Damon, he’s transferred. I figure I ignore this guy, he’ll stick around.”
Mouch (Christian Stolte) faces turnover with a new strategy
THE SIMPSONS
THE SIMPSONS
“Keagan’s Pond? Oh, I used to love this show! It’s about four teenagers played by 20-year-olds with the problems of 40-year-olds.”
This may have been a Dawson’s Creek parody, but Marge (Julie Kavner) really could be talking about any show on The WB or The CW here
CHICAGO MED
CHICAGO MED
“You’re angry.”
“I’m not. It’s just, for a few hours, I thought I was gonna be a father. And no matter what that looked like for you and me, it surprised me how much I really wanted to be one.”
Ripley (Luke Mitchell) on discovering he wants to be a father-to-be
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