It’s admirable that Dua Lipa is always on vacation

Dua Lipa is always on vacation and I think that’s admirable.

There’s been a drip of Alix Earle/Tom Brady stories being spotted together at parties or hanging out. Yesterday PEOPLE and TMZ posted about Tom leaving a party with Yael Cohen. Yael (who was married to Scooter Braun) is very socially connected and comes from a wealthy family. She took a three-year break from posting on social media and only recently started again. This is not someone who is looking for a profile bump so I’m very curious about the source who went to PEOPLE– who were they trying to gass up? After the Bezos wedding, Tom was linked to Sydney Sweeney for a hot second (there’s nothing to indicate that was real) and Sydney is now seeing Scooter Braun.

“Dakota Mortensen Reveals His Last Words to Taylor Frankie Paul Before She Left for Bachelorette Filming” headline made me laugh so hard. She didn’t go to war, she went to a McMansion in Agoura Hills.

I think One Battle After Another will take Best Picture this weekend. Here is Maya Rudolph, who will probably be there with her husband and because the Bridesmaids cast will reunite to present. Maya is also taking over the role of Mary Lincoln Todd in Oh! Mary with a very creative casting announcement.

In this moment in Gossip History, let’s pour one out for Brandi’s, a strip club in Vancouver that is closing its doors. So many celebrities have gone there but one story goes down in infamy. During the first Bennifer go-round, Ben Affleck allegedly cheated on JLo quite boldly, and word got around real quick. Bennifer 1.0 unravelled shortly after. I feel like the city should put a plaque there to commemorate it.

Labrinth is the composer of the first two seasons of Euphoria and was reportedly working on season three. I can’t imagine what is happening behind the scenes if this is what people are posting on main.