‘South Park’ Goes Hard At Trump In X-Rated New Satanic Plot Twist

Warning: South Park spoilers ahead.

President Donald Trump might become a father again ― at least on “South Park.”

One of the subplots in the latest episode focused on Fox News trying to get to the bottom of Trump’s extremely intimate relationship with Satan ― and in a very direct way.

“Mr. President, we’re all dying to know something: Your wife, Melania, has been staying in New York and away from the White House,” a reporter for the right-wing network asks on the show. “Well, what Fox News really wants to know is, are you fucking Satan?”

Trump denies it, but the network knows it’s true ― and they’re not offended by it.

They’re celebrating it.

“That guy is definitely fucking Satan,” another Fox News reporter says. “What a stud!”

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“I think the president is definitely fucking Satan, and I love it,” a “Fox & Friends” host declares.

Fox News even has a network analyst demonstrating how Trump could have sex with Satan, who on the show is several times larger than the cartoon president and his “teeny tiny” penis.

“Oh my God, the president is doing things no other president has done before,” the “Fox & Friends” host says on seeing the demonstration. “I love him.”

The episode’s main plot featured high-priced Labubu dolls getting more expensive due to Trump’s tariffs. Girls who buy the dolls are actually using them in a dark ritual to summon demons.

That ties to the subplot when one such ritual in South Park summons Trump and Satan. There, Satan reveals that he’s wanted to leave Trump, but he can’t… because he’s pregnant.

Fox News reveals that it’s a “butt baby,” complete with an all-too-specific visual.

A Fox News host who looks a lot like a cartoon Sean Hannity ecstatically reveals what this means.

“Fox News can now confirm Donald Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time,” he says, then throws a fist in the air. “Yeah!”

All around the network offices, champagne bottles are uncorked and staffers cheer.

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“South Park” has so far this season been airing biweekly on Comedy Central and streaming on Paramount+. The next episode drops Sept. 17.

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