Telehealth know it’s tough to be a true punk when the music biz is all about money. The Seattle post-punks explore such topics on their newly-announced sophomore album Green World Image, which also marks their “IPO with angel investors Sub Pop.” Teleheath are teasing the release with the wacky lead single “Cool Job,” which sounds like a modern update on a B-52s B-side.
The band explain of the song in a press release:
“Cool Job” pulls from meme culture pastiche and “Temporary Secretary” trope to skewer the fantasy that the right job will save your life. Written mid-burnout, it’s an anti-work anthem about corporate rot, identity collapse, and trying to care about meetings that could have been emails while everything else is falling apart!!!! The video supports and contrasts the song by documenting the (extremely profitable!!!!) surreal act of touring and creating (/attempting) joy as the world unravels – stitched from internet-found clips and camcorder footage from our 2025 south(east) tour, filtered through modern brain-rot, simulation/simulacra VHS corporate aesthetics.
The band’s Alexander Attitude directed the “Cool Job” video, which you can see below along with the Green World Image tracklist and Telehealth’s upcoming tour dates.
TRACKLIST:
01 “[user onboarding sequence]”
02 “The Telehealth Shuffle”
03 “Kokomo 2”
04 “Donor Country (A gOoD cAuSe)”
05 “Age of Muralcide”
06 “Things I’ve Killed”
07 “Cost of Inaction”
08 “Silver Spoon”
09 “Cool Job”
10 “Yassify Me”
11 “Maria, Machine”
12 “Villain Era”
13 “Living, Laughing, Loving, Trying”
TOUR DATES:
04/26 – Cleveland, OH @ Happy Dog
04/27 – Chicago, IL @ Empty Bottle
04/28 – Detroit, MI @ Outer Limits Lounge
04/29 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Bottle Rocket
04/30 – Philadelphia, PA @ TBA
05/02 – Boston, MA @ Deep Cuts
05/03 – New York, NY @ NightClub 101
05/14 – Seattle, WA @ Neumos
05/15 – Portland, OR @ Swan Dive
05/16 – Boise, ID @ Shrine Basement
05/17 – SLC, UT @ DLC Quarters
05/18 – Denver, CO @ Hi-Dive
05/19 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sister Bar
05/21 – Phoenix, AZ @ Linger Longer Lounge
05/23 – Los Angeles, CA @ Permanent Records
05/24 – San Diego, CA @ Banshee Bar
05/26 – Oakland, CA @ Stork Club
05/27 – Reno, NV @ Holland Project
Green World Image is out 5/15 via Sub Pop.
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