The Best “Nobody Wants This” Quotes That Make Me Want to Watch This Show on a Loop

With Season 2 of Nobody Wants This almost here, it’s the perfect time to revisit all the chaos, awkward honesty, and painfully relatable moments from Season 1 (Warning: Spoilers ahead!). From Noah’s dry, devastating honesty to Joanne’s beautifully messy spirals, the show delivered lines that still hit harder than they should — and some of them are *perfect* for Instagram and TikTok captions.

Nobody Wants This deals with the question of whether Noah, a rabbi, and Joanne, an agnostic podcast host, can go the distance if she doesn’t convert to Judaism. It might sound like a heavy topic, and there are definitely raw scenes, but the show covers it all: love, fear, and everything in between, plus moments that are just plain funny and relatable.

Whether it’s a line that makes you laugh, groan, or simply say “hard same,” Season 1 has plenty of quotable moments. I rounded up some of the best lines that linger in your head long after the credits roll, and might just get you even more excited to revisit your favorite slow burn love story in Season 2.

Quotes About Love

1. “I’m on your side. I can handle you.” —Noah

2. “It would truly kill me to break your heart.” —Noah

3. “If I’m being real, probably … I’m a hopeless romantic.” —Joanne

4. “What matters is gathering with people we care about.” —Noah

5. “She said yes, she said yes! We’re off the apps.” —Noah

Quotes About Fear

1. “I told you I was trying to stay away from messy.” —Joanne

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2. “You’re going to turn your whole life upside down for this girl?” —Bina

3. “Opening up about something that makes you uncomfortable. It helps people connect to you.” —Joanne

4. “My biggest fear is that I will become emotionally dependent on a man who thinks I’m too much and will one day break my heart.” —Joanne

Quotes About Growing Up

1. “I’m so very proud of you. Today, you’re an adult. And while that may seem daunting, turns out it mostly just involves canceling dinner plans.” —Noah

2. “Everything can have a purpose if you allow it.” —Noah

3. “We all have these chances to wake up and change the course of our lives.” —Noah

4. “Alright, I could make healthier relationship choices.” —Joanne

Funny and Relatable Quotes

1. “Oh no, I’m just in constant need of attention.” —Joanne

2. “She’ll burn out. Then she’ll take a little nap. She’s like a puppy.” —Sasha

3. “I’m so sorry about my sister, with whom I have since cut ties.” —Joanne

4. “You called me your friend in front of the teens, whose opinion I care about most.” —Joanne

5. “Sweetie, you can’t fight the ick.” —Morgan

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