TV personality Heather McDonald didn’t hold back in a biting segment about Meghan Markle, culminating with the two-word jab, “you’re fired.”
The stand-up comedian, 55, was hosting her Juicy Scoop podcast alongside Daily Mail reporter Jacques Peterson when they embarked on a playful segment envisioning Meghan, 44, as a guest star on the reality show Vanderpump Rules.
Channeling Lisa Vanderpump, Heather joked, “At Vanderpump Rules, we have a very interesting waitress that came. She knows how to do side work like no other, and we go way back since we both come from a small country called England – well, she migrated in. We get along beautifully, chummily.”
Switching back to her own voice, she pondered, “No, oh my God, how amazing would that be? If I was doing a sketch show, that’s what I would do right now. I would write a sketch – a parody of Vanderpump Rules, and we have a new waitress and it’s Meghan Markle.
“She’s making unfunny jokes and doing her side work, rolling her knife and fork and going around and then thirsty Harry tries to come in.
“And Lisa’s like, ‘I wanna help Harry, I do, but he can’t even make a pumptini! I mean, come on!'” reports the Express.
Jacques added his own touch, “And she’s putting rose petals on the goat’s cheese balls.”
In a playful imitation of Vanderpump, Heather then quipped, “The flowers are my thing. I appreciate that Meghan wants to bring her expertise, if you can call it that, but this is my baby and if we can’t all get along, someone has got to go. You’re fired. You’re fired, Meghan!”
This prompted Jacques to propose, “Maybe they can do [spin-off show] Vanderpump Villa.”
To which Heather retorted, “Welcome to Vanderpump Villa – Marciano, I’d like you to meet who’s going to help you makeup the beds – Prince Harry!”
Laughing, Jacques clarified, “I meant they were guests, not making the beds! You’ve got Meghan scrubbing the toilet.”
“Well, the first season they come as guests, the second season they’re working it,” Heather responded.
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